i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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