Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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