Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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