Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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