i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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