Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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