She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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