2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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