When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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