Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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