Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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