I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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