I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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