John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
