I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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