My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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