chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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