I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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