so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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