There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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