Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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