That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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