so that wasnt chicken after all
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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