I'm going to rape someone's good day.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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