I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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