absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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