remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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