Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
where are you?
Hypothermia
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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