A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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