and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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