New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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