Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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