Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Someone signed my nipple.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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