It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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