if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
