idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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