sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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