Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
