Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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