Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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