I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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