Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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