reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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