I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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