Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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