Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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