I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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