Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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