I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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