hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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