im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
