Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
