but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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