But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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