we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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