The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I cockslap morals
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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