At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Someone signed my nipple.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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