check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My cat gives me a boner
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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