Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
